11:28 p.m.
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21 March, 2004

Bought my mother 'Love Actually' and ended up watching it twice. I have an unhealthy obsession with Colin Firth, dating back to when he was Mr Darcy in 'Pride & Prejudice'. He truly could turn me to the dark side.

My entire family decided that if Hugh Grant ever did run for Prime Minister, that we would vote for him. Purely on his little monologue during the press conference alone. Way to say what everyone else thinks. Plus, he has the whole blowjob scandal thing out of the way already. Sorted!

The stepmother came over today, I'd sent her a card, cos I'm a lovely dutiful stepdaughter. And she'd had a few drinks and kept grabbing me and calling me her baby. It was very frightening.

But, alas, I must leave. I have to up early to start writing my crappy Philosophy essay on Human Nature. It's due in on Tuesday and I ain't even started it yet. And he's a hard marker, git that he is.