11:52 p.m.
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30 November, 2003

Sorry, something I forgot to mention: My swampy, retarded stepmother and I were talking today. Now, I must explain about her first, she's a lovely person, but thick as shit and... well, just stupid. Anyway, I started saying how excited I was about going to see Eddie and she said:

"Yeah I saw him on telly yesterday. He was wearing a skirt and a basque. He looked bloody stupid. If you born a man, you should dress like one."

I still maintain that doing that would make him probably the crappest transvestite of all time.